where your initials live

i've discovered the secret to enjoying Bravo original series: alcohol.

the Real Housewives of Orange County becomes a brilliantly edited, brilliantly cast masterpiece after about 1.5 cocktails. i'm talking about a show that i just laughed out loud at, and damn near shed a tear because of.

my computer told me tonight that if you put all of my lines in A Few Good Men next to each other, and made it a public address, it would result in over 50 minutes worth of a speech.

huh.